Dear Guest Who Meant To Book Ages Ago, but Completely Forgot,
Don’t worry! Stop feverishly scouring the internet – you’re sorted. Here at Landed Houses, we have some great last minute deals, in lovely big manor houses, perfect for big Easter Sunday celebrations with friends and family.
All you need to do is email us: firstname.lastname@example.org
It might be useful if you could tell us the following:
- How many would you like to sleep in the house?
- Whereabouts in the UK would you prefer to be?
- What sort of things would you like to do when you get there?
- What sort of budget do you have?
- And would you like a fabulous Easter Egg hunt?
So that’s it. Your wife is not going to shout at you, your mother is not going to sigh in a martyred manner, as she hosts for the thirtieth year in a row. The children will remember it as The Best Easter, Ever.
You’ve sorted it all out, it’s all fixed, and everybody loves you.
Big house. In the country. For Easter Weekend.
Job’s a good’un.
Have a jolly nice time,
The Landed Houses Easter Bunny Team.